*detox just to retox*

zoidbrg:

zoidbrg:

SpongeBob is literally a murderer. He killed people

OK Sorry

imlizy:

imlizy:

imlizy:

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

milfkon:

starting a collection

cyberpunkboytoy:

kokoinupi:

thegreatyin:

found a twitter tweet that was like “oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence” and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going “WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT” and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:

• war and genocide
• suicide (including coerced suicide)
• murder (including decapitation and dismemberment)
• cannibalism
• guns
• terminal illness and biological weaponry
• persuing monster-based horror
• unreality
• scientific experimentation-based horror
• racism
• childhood trauma and parent death
• infanticide (or more accurately, bird abortion)
• emotional manipulation
• unhealthy/codependent relationships
• death of a romantic interest
• twisted morality and gray morality
• general heartbreakery

just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is

unidentifiedwhistlingobject:

ALT

fucking relatable master yupa

were–ralph:

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

insanity-laughs-under-pressure:

I went to see the Barbie movie and I kid you not right as we got to a silent emotional scene, from the screen next door this massive explosion from the Oppenheimer screening vibrated through the wall.